...and there's more.

At Joolz behest, I have to post the other one.

Whilst I'm bizi at werk...

Joolz likes to do nothing more than bombard me with pictures of his conquests...all two of them.

"Er... you can fuk off, I've just spat on this one!" Joolz, with Tom Jones hair on... yesterday!

HQ artwork

Jo’s tunnel?!

Supposed to be Wigan Pier?

Two drawings of me! Rich’s on left and Jooz on right.

Handsome aren’t I?

Oak Rd Club - Barnsley

Tonight Ladies and Gents, for your entertainment…the bingo will be called by…

two little ducks…a zha zha zha zha zhaaaaaa.

Good turn on on Christmas day!

‘I dunt care if he do sound like Rick Astley, if you dunt get im off that bingo Mike I’ll turn his face into summat off an orror filum!’ 

Too late! Ralph, after Hills have Eyes threat came true.

Admiral Signs X-Mas Bash...

Well, there were a few celebrities in tonight but in an ironic twist of whatever it is...they all refused to have their pictures taken with us!

The obvious solution being to print their lookey  likeys here for you all to decide who is who.

George...well al least his suit was in! Or was it Miami Spice?

Ant or Dec...whatever. The one on the right was in! Perhaps not looking so...well, macho (in this pic)!

 

David was in but he had on his glasses!

Max was there...until the bitter end I might add!!!  Top bloke, even accepted a biz card lol.  IS this your CEO?

He fookin should be init?

Not an easy one to spot but Noel was sat right at front of us!

0845... what was it now?

Seriously, if anyone thinks we're taking the p1ss too much...just remember who we had on stage with us...

 

...nuff said!

Housequake Bowling League

1st night

3 of the team didn’t bother coz they had better things to do.

So meself, Alan, Chappie and the Soulmeister made up a menage a trois.

It’s a strii………..oh.maybe not!

After four games meself, Alan won with Chappie a close 2nd and Joolz didn’t even place…didn’t stop him flirting tho.

The HQ Bowling team…come an ava go if ya fink ya ard enuff…yesterday!

Mablethorpe Owners Club end of season bash…

…and some strange goings on backstage.
 
Toys these days - soon as you turn your back they’re at it!


Ey! Nothing surprises me these days.

Halloween/Rich’s Birthday…

Scary funstars and Ralph…yesterday!


Nearly midnight…


A minute after, Happy Birthday kid X


Next day…feeling and looking a bit older!

Wa-hey…

Ralphs specs near some drinks…yesterday!

Zonked

Well, we’re all gettin on a bit now, we need some R&R.

Big bugs in our van…

Yikes.

Ralph loses the van keys…

I can definitely say I’ve lost the fekkers! But don’t worry coz I’ve sorted a…

…trailer!

Complete with manic driver…

 

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 faces…

Me…

Rich…

Chappie…

Ralph…

A week in Devon…

Nice start…

…thanks Rich!

Coombe Haven Showtime

 

Kaybee(keely), Lil Shel And Lorna..

Partying It Down Babes.

 

Total Without The Masks.

Its Keely,Lil Shel And Beef. RUDEBOYYYY!!!!

Rich starring in Team Fortress 2...

Yes, HQ's very own Rich is starring as the Heavy in Team Fortress 2!

'Cry some more...ha-ha-ha-haaaa' etc...etc...

Rich in TF2, yesterday

The 'Hopton One' - Freed at last!

After a night languishing in the cells at Hopton constabulary showing his pound trick off, Ralph was released without charge.

This comes after vomiting in the police car, offering out both of the officers who came round to our caravan and pissing in front of the judge.

The 'Hopton One' breathing free air again after being released without any charges being made...yesterday!

More bits of the eventful weekend...

DJ'ings Housequake stylee...

Ralph in the box...SHABBA!

And some bum sigining.

Got some pussy back at our caravan...

"Somebody get this tit off me"

[Some pussy cat being felt up by scar head ginger pasty-face singer...yesterday]

An eventful weekend - part III

Mirror ball hugging...

Like that...

Hang on a minute...

That's it!

An Eventful weekend - part II

Second night in an Rich manages to get a beer can embedded in his skull.

Now that takes some doing!

An eventful weekend - part I

Four nights in Great Yarmouth and Chappie managed to cut his head before the gig...

...it might look tame but it's a really, really, really deep cut that is - honest!

ELO Frontman?

...seen here photographing himself (again) whilst on Holiday in Bridlington...yesterday!