hot in brid…!!

looks like im guna dive..

ant yet…

rich must have pushed me

to two r’s ralph and ryan..

ace back drops..

were off..

ben and ryan shibo..

its the end of the road..

after 6 weeks on the road touring the north east clubs ralph and chappie ( chappie pictured here below) have called it a day..

clearly upset by the split chappie is now out of work and looking at alternative employment. going solo is one option open to him.. but he is going to need a driver, as he no licence to drive as yet.. housequake has offered there help for services rendered.. a spokesman for the group said that they would  “put a word in”..

sunday in sheffield

glyn from mens club slug in at the deep end doing bryns pits.. nailed it pal..

davey wilkey.. starting to look like e.l.o..

well hot up here..

joolz as one half of the maldini bro..

great legs glyn..

country park summer gig.. we love it here.!!

the boyz are back in town

and the girls..julie and her mates..

claire and her mum…

at the break me and chappersfield..

backstage breath in chappie..ha.

me and my sister loz…

ralph..me main man.. and his bud..

paula and rach..

miss julie feeney,,,xx

they love it

so did bryn.. alias capain black udder..

rocking..

 

dont look so worried its only joolz…

 

rach and paulas mums..

with the boyz.. on the dance floor..

 

the hamils..

 

C U ALL SOON…

ACE NIGHT AS ALLWAYS DOWN THE COUNTRY PARK…XXX

WE LOVE YOU COUNTRY PARK.. SEE YOU ALL DEC FOR XMAS DO..GET YOUR TICKETS EARLY.. COS WILL SELL OUT..THINK IT UL BE 23RD.. SEE YOU ALL THAN..THERE WILL BR HELL ON.. LOVE YA ALL HOUSEQUAKE..XXXXXXX

spot the cock..

i wonder what next door thinks to this.. o dear…

HOUSEQUAKE THE CLEANEST COMEDY BAND IN THE UK…( NOT)..

RALPH AND CHAPPIE.. BREAK FROM H.Q..RUMOURS

HOT NEWS..!!

 

TWO OF HOUSEQUAKE BRANCH OUT IN NEW FORM OF COMEDY.. YES RALPH AND CHAPPIE HIT THE ROAD STARTING AT THE OAK ROOMS CLUB HARTLEPOOL.. SAT JUNE THE 20TH.(£3 ON THE DOOR). WITH THERE TRIBUTE SHOW TO MORCOMBE AND WISE. SPECULATION OF A SPLIT FROM THE BAND RUN RIFE INTERNALY.. AFTER THE LOGO ON THE SIDE OF THE VAN HAS BEEN RE~ARRANGED TO SAY.. “MORCOMBE AND WISE QUAKE”

also in miami

miss my boyz…. not really..ha..x

Joolz in New York…

Julians carrying a coldsore on his lip in Times Square!

Joolz 1st Blog

Hi fans, here’s the lowdown, all ready to set off to Sheffield when the call comes that the van’s broke down so Bryn’s at mine showing me how to do the blog site.

And here’s my first blog pic upload.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was our last memory of a gig in Sheff!

Latas, The JoolzMeister

People who we’ve hung out with lately!

He can’t half play a good sax…allegedley!

The one on the left, or was the right?

Tony can drink…not!

Him on the right is a reet good mover, but we overheard him saying ‘they’re nowt but a bunch of talentless twats!’

Housequake Members Land Movie Rolls !!!!!!!

NEWS JUST IN .......

HOUSEQUAKE MEMBERS LAND FILM ROLES !!!!

Chaps,Rich and Bryn pictured above will be in the new remake of "The Coneheads" as Dan Ackroyd has been upstaged by our very own Rich because he can not only act, he also looks like a conehead and does not need to be in make up for 4 hours a day.

Ralph above has managed to land the star role over taking Jack black in the new movie "School of rock 2".

Jules walked straight in to the part of "The Ladies Man" he didnt even have to audition, although Universal Studios have told him to keep below his budget of $500,000 for hair products.

Sadley jules blew that on his first day,was fired and thrown off set.

"sprout" aka "Dave Sprout" housequakes ex roadcrew member turned up from nowhere and took us all for surprise and landed himself in the next 2 movies following up the Lord Of The Rings trilogy... The director has not yet named the films but could not belive how much he did actualy like Doby...

AND FINALLY...

just after Bryn had finished filming "The Coneheads" he went AWALL on a suspected breakdown after taking his life supply of beans and Ralphs stash of neorophen tablets with a bottle of vodka.

He was last seen kicking E.T. out of his basket and telling Elliot to get fucked whilst trying to convince himself he could make the bike fly.

The picture above is the last one that was taken before he went missing....

IF ANYONE HAS SEEN HIM COULD YOU PLEASE CALL :

(009900)569 GET FUCKED.