Housequake Members Land Movie Rolls !!!!!!!

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HOUSEQUAKE MEMBERS LAND FILM ROLES !!!!

Chaps,Rich and Bryn pictured above will be in the new remake of "The Coneheads" as Dan Ackroyd has been upstaged by our very own Rich because he can not only act, he also looks like a conehead and does not need to be in make up for 4 hours a day.

Ralph above has managed to land the star role over taking Jack black in the new movie "School of rock 2".

Jules walked straight in to the part of "The Ladies Man" he didnt even have to audition, although Universal Studios have told him to keep below his budget of $500,000 for hair products.

Sadley jules blew that on his first day,was fired and thrown off set.

"sprout" aka "Dave Sprout" housequakes ex roadcrew member turned up from nowhere and took us all for surprise and landed himself in the next 2 movies following up the Lord Of The Rings trilogy... The director has not yet named the films but could not belive how much he did actualy like Doby...

AND FINALLY...

just after Bryn had finished filming "The Coneheads" he went AWALL on a suspected breakdown after taking his life supply of beans and Ralphs stash of neorophen tablets with a bottle of vodka.

He was last seen kicking E.T. out of his basket and telling Elliot to get fucked whilst trying to convince himself he could make the bike fly.

The picture above is the last one that was taken before he went missing....

IF ANYONE HAS SEEN HIM COULD YOU PLEASE CALL :

(009900)569 GET FUCKED.