Skellow Grange WMC - Doncaster

Fri 11th May 2007

We haven't been here for a while so it was nice to see a full club.

Tonights line-up consisted of Chappie, Rich, Ralph, Jimmmaaayyy, Dave Sprout, Soul-Glow and meself.

Leah and Abi came along as they were bored in Hull, allegedley!

Soul-Glow & Leah...yesterday

Jools: 'I really can sing like Lionel you know...'

Leah: 'Oh for fuks sake...'

Couple of things to remember:

Firstly, when questioned about his performance on the karaoke on the Isle of Wight, Joolz (Soul-Glow) had this to say: 'The video did not do justice to my singing, you know as well as I do I can sing like Lionel Ritchie! If you had used a betterer camera, maybe it wouldn't have sounded so bad'

Well all I can say is the camera never lies, so I'm posting a vid of these comments on our youtube channel.

Secondly, we have decided to introduce a kind of 'readers wives' section but with a twist...WAGS of the group can send in pics of their relevant partners and we post the best ones.

And to kick us off, we have had this sent in from Jo in Wigan...

How's that for summat to hang your washing on? You like that don't ya? God you're gonna gerrit etc...etc...

We don't know which band member it is so we're offering a free Housequake DVD to anyone who can correctly identify him.

Skellow Grange WMC - Doncaster

Sat, 9th Feb 2007

Looked like it was going to be a quiet night.

Weather had probly put most people off venturing out, supposed to be having 10cm of snow - wot a load of bollox! We got nothing but rain.

Club has been refurbished and looks v.plush. Comfier chairs and concert room done out with silhouttes of regular group members above dado rail...Glyn from Mens Club easy to spot.

Dave not doing ELO tonite but main man Shaunie not with us, which meant Aerial Mick standing in. If you want Satellite dirt cheap, he's your man!

Absolutely freezing backstage - we could see each others breath but thinking about it, we can in summer so nowt new.

So,

Took us a bit to warm up but once we did, everything went smooov. Some excellent out-of-time dancers on the dance floor giving it summat!

All cool apart from Joolz not too pleased about me posting that bit about his (ex).

Apparently I haven't taken into consideration the delicacy of the situation and what's more, I never pictured his good side!

At least that's what these two told me...

'You're a bunch of @rseholes': These two, at Skellow, tonite...

Showed Ralph how to BlueJack by sending a message to about a dozen handsets that read 'SIM Invalid! Please contact your service provider.'

Kept me amused for while anyway...