hmmm...
Monday, February 18, 2008
Lee's Birthday @ KC Stadium
Fri Feb 3rd...
The Birthday Boy before a drink...don't look bad for 50 does he? But hasn't that bird behind him got a bad lovebite look...
And five minutes later...after several
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
East Herringthorpe Sports and Social - Rotherham
Sat Feb 9th
Here we go again...
Wa-hey...
WA -HEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!
Smasht!
Monday, February 04, 2008
Kendray WMC - Barnsley
Sun Feb 3rd
Didn't know we had this one in? Neither did club by look of it coz it was empty.
Dave came along and wanted to know what had happened to all his stuff; we didn't want to tell him Joolz borrows it to go out in!
Steve helping out tonight as Joolz was no show.
Good laff with the ginger lass in a green top who kept telling me she didn't like me...was it coz I told her ginger and green should never be seen?
Better laff when she whinged at me and I invited her on stage to rub against our own binger gastard to see if we could really get green sparks.
"Mister, do you realy get green sparks?" "Yes you smelly little ugly binger gastard, now fuk off!"
A binger gastard...yesterday!
Makes a change to remember what went off!
Didn't know we had this one in? Neither did club by look of it coz it was empty.
Dave came along and wanted to know what had happened to all his stuff; we didn't want to tell him Joolz borrows it to go out in!
Steve helping out tonight as Joolz was no show.
Good laff with the ginger lass in a green top who kept telling me she didn't like me...was it coz I told her ginger and green should never be seen?
Better laff when she whinged at me and I invited her on stage to rub against our own binger gastard to see if we could really get green sparks.
"Mister, do you realy get green sparks?" "Yes you smelly little ugly binger gastard, now fuk off!" A binger gastard...yesterday!
Makes a change to remember what went off!
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Doobie Brothers Club - Bolton
Sat 26th Jan ...3 days to my B.Day...
Some club in Bolton...can only remember bits of it!
Was OK til Chappie gave some stuff and said 'just hold the spoon over the flame and that brown stuff will turn into a smoking liquid. When it does, get yer nose in and inhale it...it'll be a right gud laff!'
This is a picture of Jo...with her tongue out!
This is a picture of Jo...with her knob out!
This is Joolz and meself looking quite pleased?! What was that stuff called again Chappie?
The next day I had lost £50 and had most of my teeth kicked out. I sent Ralph a txt. asking if he knew wot had happened and he replied he didn't, but sent me this pic saying that this dodgy looking wierdo was hanging about backstage.
This was meself...in the takeaway...allegedley.
Some club in Bolton...can only remember bits of it!
Was OK til Chappie gave some stuff and said 'just hold the spoon over the flame and that brown stuff will turn into a smoking liquid. When it does, get yer nose in and inhale it...it'll be a right gud laff!'
This is a picture of Jo...with her tongue out!
This is a picture of Jo...with her knob out!
This is Joolz and meself looking quite pleased?! What was that stuff called again Chappie?
The next day I had lost £50 and had most of my teeth kicked out. I sent Ralph a txt. asking if he knew wot had happened and he replied he didn't, but sent me this pic saying that this dodgy looking wierdo was hanging about backstage.
This was meself...in the takeaway...allegedley.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Assassin's Creed?
Anyone else playing this on the PS3?
Well, I am and the the thing is...the girl in the office keeps showing me her knickers!
No-one believes me so I took a pic, see for yerself.
I don't think she's really blonde unless them pants have black edges?
Well, I am and the the thing is...the girl in the office keeps showing me her knickers!
No-one believes me so I took a pic, see for yerself.
I don't think she's really blonde unless them pants have black edges?
Rawmarsh Trades and Labour Club - Rotherham
Sat Jan 12th
13 years since we last played here!
Them were the days, queueing at 6pm to get in, clubs selling out of beer, free sex round the back oh we knew how to rock & roll how d'you father do it!
Good night!
Mr Motivator & Martin 'as tha smokt it yet' came to see us but buggered off when they knew we wanted a pic for the blog...must still be claiming benefits or summat?
Anyways we had to make us own 'everybody get motivated' routines but it werkt well...nobody noticed is wot I mean.
Shabba!
13 years since we last played here!
Them were the days, queueing at 6pm to get in, clubs selling out of beer, free sex round the back oh we knew how to rock & roll how d'you father do it!
Good night!
Mr Motivator & Martin 'as tha smokt it yet' came to see us but buggered off when they knew we wanted a pic for the blog...must still be claiming benefits or summat?
Anyways we had to make us own 'everybody get motivated' routines but it werkt well...nobody noticed is wot I mean.
Shabba!
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Atherlsey Social - Barnsley
Sat Jan 5th
BIG BALAGAN!
Rich off ill with man flu, had to fanny about picking up Joolz, satnav took us a real arse-about-face way here so when we arrived we should have been on stage 10 minutes ago.
Club committee can be a real p.i.a - we had already been told that if we didn't bring our own lights we would be turned away at the door...the same fekin door Ralph & Chappie were sat at 20 minutes waiting to get in, whilst the club owner (who lives upstairs) read his newspaper sat on the pan!
This venue has a good set of lights but...no cnut can be arsed to turn em on!
Happy New Year!
I don't want to do this place again, me & Ralph got asked to move coz we were stood ever so slightly near the end of the bar, where the glass collector needs a 20 foot radius to operate?
Apparently, you can't put a round table at front coz all others are square???
What are you doing? You can't stand/put/even think about putting that there!
BIG Thanks to Steve and Ariel Micks lad for helping out 2nite!
BIG BALAGAN!
Rich off ill with man flu, had to fanny about picking up Joolz, satnav took us a real arse-about-face way here so when we arrived we should have been on stage 10 minutes ago.
Club committee can be a real p.i.a - we had already been told that if we didn't bring our own lights we would be turned away at the door...the same fekin door Ralph & Chappie were sat at 20 minutes waiting to get in, whilst the club owner (who lives upstairs) read his newspaper sat on the pan!
This venue has a good set of lights but...no cnut can be arsed to turn em on!
Happy New Year!
I don't want to do this place again, me & Ralph got asked to move coz we were stood ever so slightly near the end of the bar, where the glass collector needs a 20 foot radius to operate?
Apparently, you can't put a round table at front coz all others are square???
What are you doing? You can't stand/put/even think about putting that there!BIG Thanks to Steve and Ariel Micks lad for helping out 2nite!
Monday, December 31, 2007
NEW YEARS EVE 2007
Monday - 29 Park Street (Old Sillhoutte Club) Hull
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Why is it only me who wants to party til the end?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Why is it only me who wants to party til the end?
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Maltby Progressive WMC - Rotherham
Fri Dec 28th 2007
Usual kinda Matlby gig - full and every1 up for a gud laff.
Joolz and Dave with us so a full complement of quakees!
Not feeling too good meself, think I'm all drink and drugged out...need an abstinence from the lot but easier said than done.
Ah well, nearly 08, maybe I'll make a resolution?
'ere woz that my 'ed??? It's come off again...
Usual kinda Matlby gig - full and every1 up for a gud laff.
Joolz and Dave with us so a full complement of quakees!
Not feeling too good meself, think I'm all drink and drugged out...need an abstinence from the lot but easier said than done.
Ah well, nearly 08, maybe I'll make a resolution?
'ere woz that my 'ed??? It's come off again...
Friday, December 28, 2007
Mustang Sallys - Wakefield
Thu Dec 27th 2007
Carl Carr online and larger than life helping out with most of the show!
I felt it was a good night despite there not being many people in, it is the 1st Thursday after Christmas let's be real about it!
So I enjoyed it and I don't give a fuk what you lot think, OK?
Carl Carr & Ralph...they look too happy to me, could be a good caption comp?
Banging!!!
Carl Carr online and larger than life helping out with most of the show!
I felt it was a good night despite there not being many people in, it is the 1st Thursday after Christmas let's be real about it!
So I enjoyed it and I don't give a fuk what you lot think, OK?
Carl Carr & Ralph...they look too happy to me, could be a good caption comp?Banging!!!
Monday, December 24, 2007
Country Park - Hessle Foreshore
Sun Dec 23rd 2007
Wow what a turn out!
There must have been 500 people in a venue that is only supposed to cope with 350?
Anyways, about 10 bar staff on so no-one was complainin
Meself and the Benster...we were at Catholic skuul together!
Last Hull gig before crimble and it was a belter, merry x-mas everyone, see you at 29 Park St on New Years Eve!
Meself and Fiona and me gorgeous missus Caroline...she fancied me from the off you know! The first time she saw me she wanted to jump all over me!
Wow what a turn out!
There must have been 500 people in a venue that is only supposed to cope with 350?
Anyways, about 10 bar staff on so no-one was complainin
Meself and the Benster...we were at Catholic skuul together!Last Hull gig before crimble and it was a belter, merry x-mas everyone, see you at 29 Park St on New Years Eve!
Meself and Fiona and me gorgeous missus Caroline...she fancied me from the off you know! The first time she saw me she wanted to jump all over me!
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Rainton meadows - Sunderland
T-Mobile icon appears courtesy of T-Mobile...Sat Dec 20th 2007
Old McEwans Centre.
T-Mobiles crimbo do! Quite big turn out, loadsa food, chocolate fountains and side stalls. Shooting gallery, poker, roulette and some REAL BUNNY GIRLS!!!
rEAL bUNNY gIRLS!They didn't like being asked if anyone had a good signal, not sure why?
Anyways, nearly crimble innit?
tHE Village Bunnies...we ask anyone to help out...but thanks girls, you were great!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Skellow Grange - Doncaster
Sat Dec 8th 2007
Ralphs mates from their lads holiday came up to stay at his gaff so they came!
Aerial Micks lad brought some scruffy fukin annoying Lionel Ritchie faced fukka...they came!
Dannie brought her bloke, her Mum and stepDad brother and his girlfiend...thay came!
Our windscreen after everybody came...yesterday!
Ralphs mates from their lads holiday came up to stay at his gaff so they came!
Aerial Micks lad brought some scruffy fukin annoying Lionel Ritchie faced fukka...they came!
Dannie brought her bloke, her Mum and stepDad brother and his girlfiend...thay came!
Our windscreen after everybody came...yesterday!
Goose Green Labour Club - Wigan
Fri Dec 7th 2007
Jo & erm...oh wotsisfukin name again? Erm, ginger get...oh you know...Crappy! Clappy, Chappie that's it!
Joolz and erm...some bird with blokes hands...
Ralph and the Saint...Frankie demonstrating the correct way to test Ralphs prostate...yesterday!
Jo & erm...oh wotsisfukin name again? Erm, ginger get...oh you know...Crappy! Clappy, Chappie that's it!
Joolz and erm...some bird with blokes hands...
Ralph and the Saint...Frankie demonstrating the correct way to test Ralphs prostate...yesterday!
Chicago Rock - Aylesbury
Thu Dec 6th 2007
Full of blokes in matching blue T-Shirts...wossat allabout?
Dave with us for the 1st time in a long time, he looks quite well...
AAAaaarrrggghhh ya bastads! Me and Dave , yesterday!
The scary thing about this pic is that it was taken at three different times on three different phones and every one looks exactly the same...spooky?
Full of blokes in matching blue T-Shirts...wossat allabout?
Dave with us for the 1st time in a long time, he looks quite well...
AAAaaarrrggghhh ya bastads! Me and Dave , yesterday!The scary thing about this pic is that it was taken at three different times on three different phones and every one looks exactly the same...spooky?
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Ashfield WMC - Stairfoot, Barnsley
Sat: Dec 1st 2007
Not a bad night, makes a change from all the holiday camps we've been doing.
Joolz out with us for the 1st time in a real long time.
Chappie pushed me off stage...was quite funny for him!
Bricktop up to his usual tricks.
Sheep-dip had a jumper on, usual kinda stuff!
Prove it! The sign above the toilet in our dressing room.
Not a bad night, makes a change from all the holiday camps we've been doing.
Joolz out with us for the 1st time in a real long time.
Chappie pushed me off stage...was quite funny for him!
Bricktop up to his usual tricks.
Sheep-dip had a jumper on, usual kinda stuff!
Prove it! The sign above the toilet in our dressing room.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Ralph on the Piss with 2 of Charlie's Angels(the Old'uns)
Thought i woz staying in on ma Own,but end'ed up out with sum Hot Minge! See u soon, (Country Pk 23rd Dec) you know who U are. Rx
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Sinah Warren/Lakeside - Hampshire
Fri 9th/Sat 10th Nov 2007
Some pics of the 'FunStars' from Sinah...
Now remember, sometimes...always...never and don't forget to match your socks with your shoes, OK! Who says I'm camp?
The lurvly Sinah willage people...
Ralph, harrassing Amy and Sophie...yesterday... Yes Ralph that's Amy...not Emma, don't be doing anything daft like sending her a Christmas card when you can't even remember who's who...OK!
Some pics of the 'FunStars' from Sinah...
Now remember, sometimes...always...never and don't forget to match your socks with your shoes, OK! Who says I'm camp?
The lurvly Sinah willage people...
Ralph, harrassing Amy and Sophie...yesterday... Yes Ralph that's Amy...not Emma, don't be doing anything daft like sending her a Christmas card when you can't even remember who's who...OK!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
Ralph+Chappys New Fanny Magnet.
While My Banana gets a New front end,ive got this Rocket for 2wks, dont want mine back.!
Ralph had his teeth done.
Didn't want 2-B left out when Bryn cums back with his new Pegs,so ive had these Bastards fitted!
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Donna from Selsey...
...has sent us a pic of us with her kids a few weeks back, so here it is!
Thanks for the pic, hope you're all doin OK.
Love n stuff
Housequake x
Thanks for the pic, hope you're all doin OK.
Love n stuff
Housequake x
Monday, November 05, 2007
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Haven. . . Again!
Haven. . . Again!
Originally uploaded by HOUSEQUAKEUK
Here's me and Chappie's bird pretending to be Village People
Friday, November 02, 2007
Chicago Rock Cafe - St Helens
Wed Oct 31st 2007
Halloween & Rich's Birthday.
Tried to get Rich trashed but he seemed to hold up quite well despite a couple of tequilas and some long island iced tea.
Speaking of which, what a fekin rip off! The guy made up a pitcher of cocktail using one fekin measure of spirits and a jug absolutley crammed full of ice...what a tosspot!
Got bak to the table and took out two pint glasses full of ice with the same amount left in the jug.
How much for this jug of ice with one cocktail in? £8.95!!!
Fekin Nazis!
Halloween & Rich's Birthday.
Tried to get Rich trashed but he seemed to hold up quite well despite a couple of tequilas and some long island iced tea.
Speaking of which, what a fekin rip off! The guy made up a pitcher of cocktail using one fekin measure of spirits and a jug absolutley crammed full of ice...what a tosspot!
Got bak to the table and took out two pint glasses full of ice with the same amount left in the jug.
How much for this jug of ice with one cocktail in? £8.95!!!
Fekin Nazis!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Kendray MWC - Barnsley
Sunday 28th Oct 2007
Onstage with the legendary Carl Carr...
Rosh's new tats...
Onstage with the legendary Carl Carr...
Rosh's new tats...
Monday, October 29, 2007
Haven Holiday Parks
Sat 20th - Thu 25th Oct 2007
Various pics from various Havens, the only thing that changes is the Funstars...
Various pics from various Havens, the only thing that changes is the Funstars...
Sunday, October 21, 2007
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